The Cheepnis Guide to His Own Subjectivity
| A+ | Near Perfect - Shows very little or no wear. Has all segments, theme song, credits. |
| A (-) | Excellent - Great picture and audio, but may have minor glitch or two. May be missing some of the theme song, but nothing else. |
| B (+/-) | Good - Decent picture, may have occasional glitches or minor transient audio problems. May be missing some of the theme song, but nothing else. |
| C (+/-) | Fair - So-so picture, may have a major glitch or noticeable audio problem. May be missing some of the theme song, but nothing else. |
| D (+/-) | Poor - Heavily distorted picture (dark, static, jumpy) and very poor audio. Difficult to watch. May be missing a portion of show (less than 5 min). |
| F | Worthless - Major portions of picture and/or sound are impossible to discern. Missing a portion of show (more than 5 min). |